We are actively seeking someone moody with an inability to work with others and a willingness to prostitute his/her talents for "the man" until he/she combusts in a firestorm of self-loathing. Ability to thrive in a soul-sucking environment of agency politics and infinite layers of bureaucracy is a must. Innate urge to genuflect in the presence of agency principals—a plus.
Yeah, right.
Mindspace has a pretty specific culture, and we are always looking for new, Mindspacey talent. If you think you are the square peg to our happy, Mindspacey square hole, consider the following:
- Do you like referencing cool movies but aren't the type to reference them in a mean, superiority complex type of way?
- Do you enjoy peanut M&M's?
- Do you constantly daydream and innovate new processes because it makes you sad to see companies who use ads, designs and slogans that are lame?
- Do you like being around people who are ridiculously good-looking from approximately 9am to 5pm?
- Do you genuinely want to genuinely love the work you're doing and clients you're dealing with and not feel as if you're working on the clock?
- Do you make it a point to come to work happy because it'll boost productivity and general office fun-ness, even though you may have tons of unresolved childhood issues?
- Can you help our principals deal with their tons of unresolved childhood issues?
If so, contact hr@mindspace.net.